I don't generally like conferences. But that's because I work in the property world where the men drink and shout 'Rah, rah. Deals! Property! Rah, rah rah!'
Or alternatively, I find myself at public sector procurement conferences. Lots of slow moving, uncommercial procurement people. Wow, they make me cross.
But Blogher? That sounds like fun. It's all about chatting to blogging women - like me! Except they are American. Having never been to America I imagine it means everyone's a little bit louder.
Sounds okay to me, because there'll also be cocktail parties. And when I have cocktails, I too get just a little bit louder too. To make up for my absence from what sounds like a very hilarious gig, I'm going to share a photo of me drinking Pina Colada last week.
Recaro asked for a second round of drinks straight after this one. 'Same again', he cried. The waitress looked at him for a moment and in a heavy Greek accent she asked, 'Pinas?'
What could he do but agree? He wasn't happy about it though.