Friday, October 24, 2008

Recaro stole the laptop

I was having a lovely SAHM day. Fun with friends, laughing Peaches, Recaro home early. I was so chilled I said to Recaro that I didn't mind at all that he wanted to go to the pub. And I didn't, honestly.

Until I put Peaches to bed... sobbing as soon as her door was shut dammit but quiet now...ish.

THEN I discovered that my no-good, pub-going husband had taken the laptop to the pub with him. They've recently been given passwords to the broadband wireless network in the house next door to the pub which means the guys sit at the bar doing facebook and other geeky stuff.

He didn't mention that he had the laptop with him when he phoned a moment ago to tell me there had been a massive fight at the pub.

[suddenly my blogging seems so much more sophisticated. At least I'm paying for my own broadband]

He wasn't involved in the fight. It was between a stunt bike rider and a couple of local chavs (that's a charmless hoodlum to anyone not up to date with UK slang). Oddly, I have in fact played a game of golf with this local chav. This goes to show what an mixed up social life I have. I understand that most of the pub (apart from Recaro - he's a lover, not a fighter) set on the chavs and sent them packing.

Small town life in the UK. It's red in tooth and claw.

Now my main concern is that the chavs will return to the pub, put a brick through the window and damage our lovely apple laptop, but I'm sure everything will be fine.

However, to make up for Recaro's misdemeanours I'm going to share a photo of his latest purchase - one that has made him EXCESSIVELY happy. Wait for it...

That's right. A Star Trek Enterprise bottle opener. It's in small ways like this that Recaro is helping the UK to spend its way out of recession.

I am so not the geek in the house.


scrappysue said...

i thought the biggest geeks in the world lived under MY roof - CLEARLY i was wrong! i want one to give to my hubby for his 50th! very cute - and shiny!

david mcmahon said...

He did WHAT? Took your laptop to the pub?

Send him over here and I'll explain that he should never mix his drinks, er, protocols!!

Reluctant Housewife said...

A star trek bottle opener? Wow.

That IS geeky. Lol

Hope your laptop... and Recaro, of course... make it home safely. :-)

Amanda said...

I was thinking that looked like the starship enterprise, then I saw that it said that on top. How cool is that? Although, it is a bit of an oxymoron that the same guy who is out at pubs getting semi-involved in fights with local chavs is the same one that has a Star Trek bottle opener...

Honey Mommy said...

That is too funny.
My husband is geek enough that he converted me to apple computers. We have a huge iMac at home, and it's lovely.

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