Our wireless broadband connection fell over. The result was that I couldn't blog in those spare moments of pootering around the kitchen.
I feel like I'd travelled back in time to the 20th Century and had to rely on regular TV and newspapers for my information and weather forecasts.
I was close to digging over the garden and growing my own vegetables. I nearly started listening to the Pet Shop Boys. I considered renting DVDs of Moonlighting.
Thank God I'm back. I have so much to tell you.
And a giveaway. I have a lush giveaway lined up.